My Eyes Are Listening

April 2011

Apr 29, 2011278 notes

#deadmau5 #daft punk #samurai

Lu is my hero.

• Barista: A 16oz quad soy caramel macchiato with one pump of chai. And what was your name?
• Me: Lucian, with an 'a'.
• Barista: Really? That's such a unique and awesome name! We should go out sometime.
• Me: Sure! Wait, what was your name again?
• Barista: Jennifer
• Me: Hey, that's great! 'Cause if you see no problem with asking a guy out simply because his name is uniquely awesome, then you'll understand why I see no problem turning down offers from girls with common and mediocre names. *smile*
• Barista: ..........
• Me: Just kidding! Please don't spit in my coffee... Please...

Apr 29, 20112 notes

#Barista #shut down

Apr 25, 2011295 notes

#nyc #you would

Apr 25, 20111,078 notes

#pokemon #unown

Apr 25, 2011239 notes

#spongebob #farmer #brown #squidward

Apr 25, 2011389 notes

#gay #hate #homophobia #bitch

15 Most Famous Cafes in the Literary World  → onlinecollege.org

huzzahwhat:

Apr 25, 201197 notes

Apr 23, 201112,958 notes

#human #censorship #judgement #shock #repulse #offend #planet

Bringing My Milkshake

mybiggestregretever:

My biggest regret ever is bringing my milkshake.  It brought all of these boys over to my yard, and they started arguing saying mine was better than theirs.  So I told them, “damn right, it’s better than yours.”  Eventually I taught them, but they of course had to pay.

[Male, 18]

AIR

WHAT IS IT

Apr 21, 20112,249 notes

#Milkshake

Apr 21, 2011706 notes

#dadt #punk #lol

Apr 21, 2011427 notes

#Natalie #Portman

My friend just told me he's been levelling up Kadabra for weeks trying to evolve it into Alakazam.

fypblog:

BWAHAHAAHAHAHA

Apr 20, 20111,947 notes

#pokemon #lulz

“Gods, here’s a tip. To gain converts, recruit atheists, change your name to Snooze Button.” — Colson Whitehead, The Colossus of New York

Apr 20, 20113 notes

#Colossus #New #York #Colson Whitehead #God #Atheist

Apr 20, 2011607 notes

#guerilla girls

Apr 20, 20117 notes

#key #keyhole #chest #tattoo

Apr 20, 201172,517 notes

#it hurts

Apr 20, 2011324 notes

Apr 20, 20112,766 notes

I'm not faking it.

I’m not…

Apr 20, 2011

#panic #depression #anxiety

Listen

loveyourchaos:

Depeche Mode - Enjoy The Silence

I was conceived while this song was playing.

I know, TMI. It kind of ruined the song for me.

Apr 20, 2011530 notes